M.P.D. 

It's shaped like a pyramid and it's feels very good when you touch it

Edward touched the M.P.D.

M.P.D. by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

T.M.P.D.A 

Too Much Public Display of Affection.

When two people are seen making out in a public area like a shopping mall or a park. Usually said when the two people can't keep their hands off each other and are constantly kissing each other.

Guy 1: Hey check out those two they can't keep their hands off each other I don't think I've seen them apart for one second.

Guy 2: T.M.P.D.A

or

Friend: Aah c'mon guys T.M.P.D.A can't you two keep off each other for one second there are kids about

T.M.P.D.A by mohamedrapadoo July 26, 2009

e.m.p.d 

Eat my p**** daddy

Gf:e.m.p.d.

e.m.p.d by Baddie🍑🍆 November 5, 2020

m.a.p.d. 

Mothers Against Paris Driving, or any other celebrity driving a vehicle after partying.

1. Anyone who think celebrities should stay with the limos, instead of pouring themsleves behind the wheel when out partying.
2. Mothers Against Paris Driving are raising money for Lindsay Lohan's limo driver.
3.No one wants to see Paris Driving. Even if her limo driver has the night off, she can afford a fuckin' cab!
4.The M.A.P.D. will find you...

m.a.p.d. by v83image January 3, 2008

W.D.P.I.M.P.

Where the poke is my phone. Used when you cannot find your phone.

“W.D.P.I.M.P.?”
“Not sure”

W.D.P.I.M.P. by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020

P.D.M.F.P. 

Pretty Damn Muther Fuckin Peachy

Bee-How is you?
Della-P.D.M.F.P.

P.D.M.F.P. by MN711 April 7, 2006

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019