Urban Dictionary: MPD

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Multi personality disorder, or DID dissociative identity disorder, is a mental illness in which the person has 2 or more personalities inside one mind. It is often caused when a child is repeatedly sexually, mentally, or physically abused and cannot physically escape the situation.

1) Dan's daughter was raped so many times when she was very little, she has MPD to cover up the pain.

2) Jeff beat his son so much, he made up more personalities so he could forget the pain.

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"Oh no! My girlfriend just died! Does anyone have an MPD?"
"Sure, here's my phone. Don't forget to delete the history!"

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Hey bob, did you hear Richard was diagnosed with MPD?

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Multiple Personality Disorder: An extremely rare mental disorder where a person's mind is split into two or more personalities that attention-desperate teenagers pretend to have so people will think they're unique/cool/troubled/not a loser, etc.

Andy doesn't have MPD, he's just an attention whore.

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MPD also known as "Malarian Penis Disease" is a sexually transmitted disease, which is usually received when one has sex with skanky girls; specifically ones that "Fat John" has been with.

Jeff-"Hey Mike did you ever get with that chick?"
Mike-"Fuck no! Didn't John get with her? She's probably got MPD."
John-"Fuck you guys.."

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