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A.N.C.M. 

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.
The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.
A.N.C.M. by green923jade May 1, 2017
An acronym for the popular gaming phrase "cry more n00b". This encouragement is often provided to unseasoned gamers, or anyone who is excessively complaining about a video game related topic: especially game mechanics. It is typically intended to convey a complete lack of sympathy.
n00b: ZOMG! That guy is a roll hacking ninja!
Veteran: C.M.N.
C.M.N by Tehbrownie May 24, 2006
yo you still tryna work at that job?
Yea man uk me man C.M.N.P
haha i see you
C.M.N.P by ask_about_m3 July 1, 2011

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
Dude this teacher at school has C.M.N.D
C.M.N.D by Jake McInnis March 6, 2008