C.M.N 

An acronym for the popular gaming phrase "cry more n00b". This encouragement is often provided to unseasoned gamers, or anyone who is excessively complaining about a video game related topic: especially game mechanics. It is typically intended to convey a complete lack of sympathy.

n00b: ZOMG! That guy is a roll hacking ninja!
Veteran: C.M.N.

C.M.N by Tehbrownie May 24, 2006

C.M.N 

it is a suckie person that cant play video games

the noob

C.M.N by your mom December 15, 2003

C.M.N 

Cry More Noob

Damnit! Why do I keep on dying in this video game? I think you are cheating or something.

C.M.N by peppermd November 26, 2003

C.M.N.P 

Chase Money Not Pussy

yo you still tryna work at that job?
Yea man uk me man C.M.N.P
haha i see you

C.M.N.P by ask_about_m3 July 1, 2011

C.M.N.D 

Chronic Missing Neck Disorder

Dude this teacher at school has C.M.N.D

C.M.N.D by Jake McInnis March 6, 2008

C.M.N.P 

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookies, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "cookies milk naked pleasures", "CMNP"

Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
_________________

Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*
Requiem: XD

C.M.N.P by [LaFeeVerte]Requiem August 28, 2004

A.N.C.M. 

The term used by pilots in emergency situations to describe the priority of actions.

The flight instructor informed his student that the acronym A.N.C.M. which stands for: Aviate, Navigate, Communicate, Masturbate should be the order of priority in an emergency situation.

A.N.C.M. by green923jade May 1, 2017