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(prounounced: like the baseeball glove;mitt...a MIT)noun, adjective...or verb like "M.I.Tty": moms in track suits; referring to a mom who often wears Juicy Coutoure etc. etc. or is very preppy and overly nice (aka annoying) social club mothers, country club moms, rich, lots of pink and green :-) associated with preppy,rich>>>>>>an offensive term
(sometimes used without the .S if used as singular to avoid confusion and also no extra s is added if used as plural)
(I use this to describe mothers of other kids in my sister's very preppy, rich, school) "Of course she is a M.I.T(.S); look at her daughter!" "That is such a M.I.Tty mom." "Look at all of the M.I.T.S going to play country club tennis!"
M.I.T.S by NONAMO May 16, 2006
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M.I.T.S. 

When a woman's menstrual symptoms are so severe (i.e., cramps, migraines, nausea) that she behaves as if she has Tourette's Syndrome.

Example #1 (without M.I.T.S.): "May I go in front of you because I only have one item?"

Example #2 (with M.I.T.S.): "Dude, you need to fucking move your ass or else I'm gonna knock you and your fucking kid out!"

Do you believe her? She's got some nerve.

She's probably suffering from M.I.T.S.
M.I.T.S. by G. Silverado October 19, 2010

m.i.s.f.i.t.s 

A very swaggy person that you should be mutuals with on tiktok
m.i.s.f.i.t.s is very swaggy
m.i.s.f.i.t.s by m.I.s.f.I.t.s August 25, 2021

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P 

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
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