M.I.M.P

M.I.M.P
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)

M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..

The M.I.M.P is usually spotted by saying or doing one of three things.
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!

M.I.M.P by LateNiteDiarrheaBitches December 30, 2010

S.I.M.P. 

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

From one of the greatest bops ever

See Phineas and Ferb,

Season 1, Episode 35, Comet Kermillian,
Ashley Tisdale

1: Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
2: Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats…

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
3: Who you got back and watering your plants?

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
4: How can I qualify for government graaaants...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
5: Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

S.I.M.P. by In my pants June 3, 2018

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P 

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021

P.I.M.P. 

1. Protection, Instruction, & Management of Prostitutes
2. Protectional Instructor Managing Professional
3. Prostitute's Instructional Management Professional
4. Professional In Management of Prostitutes
5. Prostitute's Infamous Management Professional
6. Professionally Instructing Many Prostitutes
7. Professional Illegally Managing Prostitutes

Optional, but not recommended:
*Professional- replaced by Pro, Player, or Playa
*Into - replaced by Intwined or Into
*Managing - replaced by Marketing

Slang: noun or verb
1. Player(s/z)/Playa(s/z) Interested in(to) Making Progress/Prostitutes
2. (Put/Place It) or (Paper) in My/Men's Pants/Pocket(s)/Places
3. Party In My/Men's Pants/Panties
4. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) My Pants/Place/Partner/Potty
5. Pissin(g)/Peein(g) In(to) Mouths of People/Prostitutes/Potty
6. People/Prostituts In Many/Money-filled Places/People
7. Perfect Independent Marvelous Playa(s/z) or Player(s/z)
8. Pooping In(to) My Place/Pants/Partner/Potty
9. Pennys In My Pocket/Place/Palace/Prostitutes
10. Put/Place It in My Pussy/Prostitute
11. Pussy Is My/Mens Prerogative/Purpose/Playmate

Real P.I.M.P.-Deals with/in Prostitution
Fake Pimp -Takes Advantage of/Abuses Hookers, Hoes, etc.

P.I.M.P. by Stephen Dias July 31, 2006

S-i-m-p 

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

S-i-m-p by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

I.M.P

Stands for immediate murder professionals, when you want somebody gone and you don’t want to wait too long
These are the guys you call

I want this person gone, I’ll call I.M.P!

I.M.P by VeryGoodwithWords June 7, 2021

P.I.M.P 

This means you are the "BOSS"! You are runnin SHIT! You answer to no one and explain NOTHING!!!...Bow Down Bitches...oh and where the Fuck is my MONEY HO! XOXOXO <3

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Martin P.I.M.P Luther King Jr. P.I.MP Einstein

Sir P.I.M.P Issac Newton

ghetto fabulous admirer of humans

P.I.M.P by Slim Shady fuck you May 20, 2010