Jesus

That funny guy your middle age mom, 90 Year old grandpa and a couple of the neighbor kids talk about

They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday

I ain’t buying that nonsense!

Jesus more like jeSUS

Haha got em
Your Jesus obsessed mom: Ayy you know jebis is gonna judge yo ass for your sins someday right?

You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds

Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
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Hazbin

The word itself doesn’t appear to have any one concrete definition but is believed to be a play on words of has-been

The word’s most known origin is from an internet cartoon called hazbin hotel

Hell (Heh See what I did there), Your probably looking this one up after watching hazbin hotel
Guy 1: So this is a word

Guy 2: Always hazbin
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big pharma

short for “Big pharmacy” big pharma is a word often used by conservatives to describe “How evil” the pharmacy industry is

Also scammers use it a lot too

One time I was scrolling through a comments section and saw a bot pretending to be a messenger for Jesus
And that they were delivering a message from him about how big pharma is pure evil and that their scam site is the holy place Jesus wants people to use

It was so ridiculous it almost felt satire
but it wasn’t
Conservative: Big pharma is evil and trump is the second coming of jesus!

Normal guy: wth are you talking about
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Jumbalia

A Food most beloved by Alastor from an internet cartoon known as hazbin hotel
Man I’m starved who wants some Jumbalia?!

My mother once showed me a great recipe for jumbalia in fact it nearly killed her! Hahaha
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Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune
Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting
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S.P.E.C.I.A.L

Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility and Luck.

These are the skills one needs to be considered truly S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Narrator: Do you know what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L?
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Homeschool

A Method of torture or at least that’s how it’s many victims plea

It’s highest usage case (pre covid) was for parents (usually Christian conservative although types may vary) to control their children and what they see and how they act

There are varying tiers of homeschooling
with the worst usually being the most common unfortunately

Tier 1: Actually good, with education and socialization being well rounded with things that aren’t just some dumb church group IE Sports, Park meetups, Clubs, Partial public school etc, however it is important to note that even this tier while not being the worst is still probably not the greatest either because it’s very difficult to socialize as a kid outside of school seeing as how most kids are in school when your out

Tier 2: If you’ve fallen into this tier then congratulations because you got horrible RNG on birth and are probably super depressed right now, in this tier the parents aren’t teaching the children at all and they’re home all day with no friends and nothing to do but TV and video games (depending on circumstance you might not even have that!) the types of parents who homeschool their children this way are usually Christian conservatives who wanted to keep their child away from different views and opinions while at the same time being absolutely lazy
in this tier it’s the fuckin bible or nothing baby! And if you dare criticize these parents they’ll gaslight and mentally abuse you to no end
You: Mom can we have public school?

Mom: No we have school at home

School at home: (homeschool)
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