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n. Menard, Menards

1. Someone who is rather stupid or acts retarded.
2. A chain of stores in the midwest, much like Lowes.

adj. Menarded

1. The act of someone being stupid or retarded
n.
1. Jessica is a Menard.
2. I saved at Menards!

adj.
1. You're fucking menarded.
menard by AgentOrange November 11, 2004
A fat ugly mother fucker who thinks he's the shit, even though he has no friends and doesn't notice it. He just pushes himself onto you.
Austin is the biggest menard ever. He won't fucking leave me alone!
Menard by lalala January 11, 2005
A pretty cool girl who dates a super cool guy. Her boyfriend asks her to prom through internet sites.
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"prom - Menard, will you go with your super cool boyfriend?"
Menard by CaptainCarlton April 28, 2012

Paul Menard 

A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.
You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
Paul Menard by the PM Empire March 24, 2010

dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.
Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.
dirty menard by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009

Rose Menard 

The kindest girl you will ever meet, she is extremely weird and brings the good and the fun out of you.
Rose always has something funny to say, she's smart, has a wild imagination, colourful, caring and beautiful.
This amazing girl that I'm so grateful to have in my life is the perfect person to talk to she is an amazing friend.
I will always think of her as my sister, not the kind of sister that you fight with all the time but the kind of sister that tells you everything and makes fun of you (in a funny way), that always, always gets you thinking straight again and this one, in particular, is one of a kind, there is no one I repeat no one like her . She is Rose Menard and I love her with all my heart.
Rose Menard is my best friend
Rose Menard by Gupytilldeath February 15, 2019
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