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When people from Lynden, Washington remain in Lynden after highschool and then proceed to date/marry in the same small pool of other people who remained in Lynden after highschool.
Linda, "Dubtehfuck, what are these engagement photos of Billy and Sally doing in my newsfeed?!"

Marcus, "Oh, didn't you know they both stayed in Lynden after graduation, never branching out into the real world, and then decided to date?"

Linda, "What a textbook example of Lyncest! I'm going to go throw up in my shoes now."
Lyncest by floydianslip February 16, 2010
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The word Lencest is a wattpad term in which two ( or more) modules (costumes, originates from project diva) of the VOCALOID Kagamine Len is put into a relationship, often smut. (Lencest is also a part of Selfcest, as it is a relationship between two costumes of the VOCALOID.)
"Hey! Did you read the new Lencest Wattpad chapter between Punkish and Blue Moon?"
Lencest by Rain7544 January 3, 2023
I scissored with my sister!! :(
Let's call it Lincest!
Lincest by R-ekutah March 28, 2010
The period of time when someone is constipated for more than usual.
I've been waiting outside the Barnes & Noble bathroom for hours because that man was going through lynestry.
Lynestry by Crimson Sacryllia July 14, 2011
I was eating a peanut sandwich in the bathroom and I could here the lynestry lady.

Why is that hairy lady lynestry all the time?!?
Lynestry by Baron Kachoo July 14, 2011
The word lencest is a very uncommon name no one really knows. Some believe its like incest but with AIs, but its not. Lencest is actually a random name that you shouldn't name your kid
"What's Lencest?" "I have no clue."
lencest by Malefai July 25, 2018
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