Lynestry

The period of time when someone is constipated for more than usual.

I've been waiting outside the Barnes & Noble bathroom for hours because that man was going through lynestry.

by Crimson Sacryllia July 14, 2011

Lynestry

Constipated.

I was eating a peanut sandwich in the bathroom and I could here the lynestry lady.

Why is that hairy lady lynestry all the time?!?

by Baron Kachoo July 14, 2011