Hym "Yeah, no, there's definitely one swollen next to my jawline on the right and one behind my ear. Lymph nodes. See, this is what you like to do. You like to conflate calling in to question whether or not a thing is the case, my incredulity, or hyperbole with 'lying' to justify what you're doing without having to actually engage with the things I say. Pathetic."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).