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A Lurious is a person that always begs for mercy. He likes piss and poo. He also spilled milk on his pants once. He does not have a dishwasher. Also, he hates 23oliveroliver.
Oliver: Hey its me 23oliveroliver
Lurious: I fucking hate you.
Oliver: But why?
Lurious: Because I am Lurious, now beg for mercy!
Oliver: But you wont let me do it!
Lurious: I HATE YOU
Lurious by Jakeydekey May 20, 2021
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hil-fucking-larious 

adj. word used to describe something so funny that a cuss word must be inserted to show the extent of the hilarity
hil-fucking-larious by Tha TubaSmith September 25, 2006

Ha-Ha-larious 

when a joke isn't funny you say that it is Ha-Ha-larious instead of hilarious.

very sarcastic
!erson1:What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?

Person2: what?

Person1:William Snakespeare

Person2:thats a Ha-Ha-larious joke
Ha-Ha-larious by technosunshine July 24, 2009

hoe-larious 

when something is hilarious but with a hint of hoe.
hoe-larious by AMY LI December 30, 2004

hi-frickin-larious 

adj - sarcastic remark usually made after a bad joke, someone trying to be funny, or a story that was supposed to be funny, but failed miserably
Dad tells bad joke
Son: Hi-frickin-larious.
hi-frickin-larious by nitenel October 23, 2010
Deeply in love with a person that you wont give up on but cant admit to them or tell them how much they mean to you because their taken.
" Dude, whats up with you you've been all over the place lately.

" Yeah bro i know im lirious for that girl Diana"

"Ooh but she's taken!"

" I know thats why I feel bad I really like her but it's cool im going to wait for her "
Lirious by Jk.weird0 June 17, 2016
Hott ass person that has a sexy body that you want to get on
MMmmm Luke is lucious.
lucious by triscuit March 29, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

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