The New Lunar Republic or NLR, is a resistance army lead by Princess Luna that comes from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." The NLR was a fan fiction created by the older fans of MLP:FIM called Bronies. The goal of the NLR is to help Princess Luna take her older sister Princess Celestia out of power thus bringing eternal night. Princess Celestia is the leader of the solar empire. Her forces fight for eternal day. Also, the NLR has vastly outnumbers the solar empire about 5:1.
GUY#1) Are you from The New Lunar Republic or Solar Empire?
While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
Paul Cardinal is said to be an embodiment of Lunacy, he has fallen over the edge of insanity and been visited by men in white coats; he also has been given an award for his achivements in academics, its hard to justify his true state of mind, so the Courts just said Lunacy.