Lumpies 

The art of which hitting someone in the manner that they grow a rather large lump on there head, like in cartoons. A slang word for a beat down.

you see how bad you hit that kid? Totally dishing out lumpies.

Lumpies by Cougar4646 April 24, 2011

Lumpies 

A very lumpy and thick smoothy

kayla: hey these watermellon smoothies are all lumpy and weird...like its not smooth.

savannah:they are lumpies!

Becca: give me a lumpy!

Lumpies by MaXandShadoW August 20, 2010

Stump Lumpies 

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

Stump Lumpies by Joshua January 18, 2004

Stump Lumpies 

Slang for Genital Warts

Tyler knows the best cures for the Stump Lumpies

Stump Lumpies by Sammy H. January 8, 2009

lumpismo

1. The tendency or act of abruptly changing (or attempting to shift) the topics of discussion or a meeting to a larger, containing category.

2. An abrupt attempt to shift topics to ones only broadly or peripherally related to the original ones.

My companion's constant lumpismo finally sidetracked the whole point of our talk.

lumpismo by PoppaCrumpalicious February 19, 2018

limpies 

1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction

The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.

limpies by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Lumpish 

The way an Iranian says naked

Iranian: Why are you lumpish? That is illegal in public

Lumpish by MrBob8888 June 9, 2018