It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.
Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".
"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.
To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.
Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"
A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation
Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut upJacob
first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.
Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female willfold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.
The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.
She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress