limpies 

1) The Olympics
2) Erectile dysfunction

The Uzbekistani horse dancer fractured his pelvis in an accident during the limpies, and since then he's had a major case of the limpies.

limpies by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

Limpism 

It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.

Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.

Limpism by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021

Limpie 

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.

Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"

Limpie by lunchgroup May 10, 2011

Lumpies 

The art of which hitting someone in the manner that they grow a rather large lump on there head, like in cartoons. A slang word for a beat down.

you see how bad you hit that kid? Totally dishing out lumpies.

Lumpies by Cougar4646 April 24, 2011

limpiosexual 

The sexual attraction to Mr. Clean

person 1: Bro, why does Mr. Clean have so much cake?
person 2: Bro, you probably a limpiosexual.

limpiosexual by kinda_stupid April 23, 2020

Limpsesgent 

A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation

Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob

Limpsesgent by Youlookingfinemydude June 24, 2022

Smooth lippies 

Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.

first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.

Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.

Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.

The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.

She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress

Smooth lippies by Barrett700 November 22, 2010