Lumpishness 

Stupid or dull, clumsy or cumbersome. Likely the result of the effect from a member of the opposite sex.

She has distracted, confused and baffled me to a trifecta of lumpishness.

Lumpishness by Myzt November 5, 2012

Scrumdilly’umpishness

When you go to open a box of lucky charms with a blunt in hand.. next to a fire... loving life.
That, my friends is scrumdilly’umpishness.

I’m walking towards the kitchen.. stoned... then, I suddenly find a box of scrumdilly’umpishness.

Scrumdilly’umpishness by BitchI’mFromTheLand September 1, 2019