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Also known as Lumiqueer, a very queer internet user who does nothing but disrupt message boards by posting a torrent of insipute non-sense. Will constantly post articles of zero interest, and tends to struggle in debates and flame wars due to his queer-like nature. In some cases, he will side with neglected internet users such as Overtoke, following the "if you cant beat em, join em" approach. Being a queer canadian, it is no surprise that he is also a liberal.

Due to his awkward queer-like behaviour, he is banned from many message boards and resides at Hxman's tech talk where nearly all the posts generated are from him.
Man did you see that luminair fellow? he queer'd up the place like no tommorow!
luminair by TinyTurd April 21, 2007
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an extremely popular MMORPG character, usually known for witty, consistant responses.
Hah, he pulled a Luminair when he completely raped Tim verbally.
Luminair by Chuvimaine August 8, 2006

Luminaire 

as opposed to a millionaire, a luminaire is someone wealthy in enlightenment and shines that light brightly for all
the luminaire enlightened the crowd
Luminaire by F33L April 2, 2017

Luminaire 

A magic attack in Squaresoft's "Chrono Trigger" and "Chrono Cross".

It is Crono's (The main character in Chrono Trigger) ultimate attack (For a single tech).

It is also the second tech that Serge (The main character in Chrono Cross) learns.
The mysterious light emitting from Crono is the "Luminaire"!
Luminaire by Nick July 7, 2003

luminarae 

Stans and fans of Conent Creator of the year and Co Owner of 100Ts Valkyrae!!
Those luminaraes are the best fans. They simp for Valkyrae a lot but they're great!
luminarae by royalpurpleclouds April 21, 2021

luminara 

A confident young woman. Independent and beautiful. You should always watch your back for her though, she can strike at any given moment. She has a heart of gold.
Did you hear about that girl that stabbed her friend in the back, she must have been a Luminara.
luminara by audra.the.daudra May 10, 2018

Luminary Crunchwrap 

When your hitting it from behind and you reach into her asshole, pull out a piece of shit, wrap it in a tortilla, cum in it and then share it with her.
I tried the luminary Crunchwrap last night I liked it but she still hurts when I got the piece of shit.
Luminary Crunchwrap by Big_tex_423 February 25, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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