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(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.
Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.
by Calvin June 29, 2003
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure
"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"
by Lumi June 26, 2003
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