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Lurker's neck 

When one has been on Myspace or Facebook for too long and a sharp pain begins to tingle the back of the person's neck.
"Damn, I've been lurking this gurr too long, I got lurker's neck!"
Lurker's neck by JakeMartinez October 1, 2008

The Lucker Stomp

The greatest fucking stage move performed by the greatest fucking front man ever!! See Mitch Lucker
"When he hits the Lucker Stomp, you know shits about to go down"
The Lucker Stomp by MRxACL February 27, 2013

Surface Lurker 

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.
"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"
Surface Lurker by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

Salty Lunker 

Slang for large heavy penis.
Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere
Salty Lunker by tsukisan December 17, 2012

sick lucker

An individual possessing sick luck.
He caught his straight on the river? That sick lucker!

He made a blindfolded half court shot? What a sick lucker!

They won with a field goal at the last second of the game? THOSE SICK LUCKERS!

That sick lucker won the lottery.

I got killed by a random noob tube from across the map! Damn sick lucker!
sick lucker by Oliver114 February 3, 2010

dark side lurker 

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.
That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.
dark side lurker by Catfish67 November 1, 2015