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lesing out 

In South Park, it is what they believe girls do at a slumber party...Get naked together and make out. Oh may I add they like to predict the future too.
"Hey Butters, if they start lesing out, just play along."
*in the epsionde which Butters fakes his death and becomes his female alter-ego; Margerine.
lesing out by Mira Ukr. December 13, 2008
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Luedingo 

A Lue male who knows that he has a huge penis that can hit all night and keep a female comin back for more.

**Please refer to Lue and Mandingo.
Damn, That Luedingo can hit it all night without any pills!
Luedingo by Jolar March 18, 2008

lesinger 

Common slang name for the foul smelling mold that grows on an uncircumcised, if not cleaned properly.
That guy had a real lesinger in his pants
lesinger by stinkydickcheese June 24, 2014

lusinger 

An extremely small penis that most women laugh at.
Chris: Guys I just got this really hot girlfriend...

Friend: Come on Chris we all know you got that Lusinger dick
lusinger by TrumpSupporter2015 October 8, 2016

Jose-Luising 

The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This type of behavior includes, but is not limited to, defecating on stage, urinating on stage, conducting unsuspecting chamber music members during the concert (must not be done in rehearsal to maximize effect), mistreating your host family, choking small mammals with ignorance, talking with a faggotesque accent, not knowing where the trash can is in one's own home, giving self-centered, shitty thank-you speeches, and playing such songs as "My Amazingly Well Adapted Piano Version of Home Sweet Home" as an encore.

It is very difficult for anyone to pull off truly Jose-Luising a performance, save for the man himself. In fact, this editor has rarely see it done. It can be assumed that in order to achieve the proper focus for such a difficult task that one must already have certain prerequisite character definitions: Wealth, over-gelled over-styled hair, a small penis, a predisposition towards small boys, an otherwise homophobic attitude, and most importantly, a small gerbel glued to a large rod held in place with a tape gun and jammed firmly up an individual's arse.
Man, that guy is completely Jose-Luising that performance....I'll be washing the urine out of my hair for days!
Jose-Luising by Moritati April 5, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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