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Lubbocking 

The act of fisting somebody to death in a swimming pool.

Named after Stuart Lubbock received severe anal injuries and died in the swimming pool at British celebrity-wrong-cock, Michael Barrymore's, homo sex and drugs pool-party.
If I catch you with your nose in my gak again, Bernie, I'll give you a right Lubbocking.
Lubbocking by headsintatters February 9, 2010
City in Texas, home of the Texas Tech Red Raiders. Known for it's incredible lack of trees, water and hills, as well as it's insane mass of dust, wind, and trucks.
Lubbock is a great place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit...
In Lubbock, you could watch your dog run away for three days...
Lubbock by guided fox May 2, 2004

Lubbock Thunda 

1. The act of farting in a drunk persons mouth after they have passed out. (preferably and aggie)
-Chad's smashed.... lets give him a good ole Lubock Thunda!

- Look at all those dumb ass drunk Aggies, lets give em the Lubbock Thunda!
Lubbock Thunda by Shocka1616 June 28, 2009

lubbocked 

This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.

It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
It is particularly awful way to die: being kidnapped by gay men and 'lubbocked' to death.
lubbocked by clinton sounds April 19, 2005

Lubbock Clap

also know as STD contracted from any species of Texas Tech Sororiwhoredom that thinks as long as she can't remember the act of intercourse it didn't happen.
KA to his buddies: 'Last month I fucked "fill in trite sorority girl name" & now I've got the Lubbock Clap. So I have to take pennicillin for the next XX days.'

*if anyone can find the link to the rap song i would appreciate it, i can't find it*
Lubbock Clap by JennBlair July 10, 2005

lubbock christian university 

A bubble within itself, everyone knows everyones business. Girls are easy and basball guys are whores. Also known as Love Connection University because you well probably get married in the first year.
Brett and Destynee must go to Lubbock Christian University.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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