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lubbocked 

This is the unpleasant term, first used by 'Loaded' a U.K. 'lads' magazine to describe death by fisting. Its roots lie in the case of a young man Stuart Lubbock who was fisted to death at a poolside drugs and sex party hosted by the U.K. television celebrity michael barrymore.

It is at this drugs and sex, poolside party, that michael barrymore and his perverted chums took the naieve stuart lubbock into a private bedroom, and fisted him to death. The medical pathologist recorded 'serious anal and rectal injuries'. Yet michael barrymore was aquitted and 'death by misadventure' was recorded.
It is particularly awful way to die: being kidnapped by gay men and 'lubbocked' to death.
lubbocked by clinton sounds April 19, 2005
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Lubbocking 

The act of fisting somebody to death in a swimming pool.

Named after Stuart Lubbock received severe anal injuries and died in the swimming pool at British celebrity-wrong-cock, Michael Barrymore's, homo sex and drugs pool-party.
If I catch you with your nose in my gak again, Bernie, I'll give you a right Lubbocking.
Lubbocking by headsintatters February 9, 2010
City in Texas, home of the Texas Tech Red Raiders. Known for it's incredible lack of trees, water and hills, as well as it's insane mass of dust, wind, and trucks.
Lubbock is a great place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit...
In Lubbock, you could watch your dog run away for three days...
Lubbock by guided fox May 2, 2004

Lubbock Thunda 

1. The act of farting in a drunk persons mouth after they have passed out. (preferably and aggie)
-Chad's smashed.... lets give him a good ole Lubock Thunda!

- Look at all those dumb ass drunk Aggies, lets give em the Lubbock Thunda!
Lubbock Thunda by Shocka1616 June 28, 2009

Lubbock Clap

also know as STD contracted from any species of Texas Tech Sororiwhoredom that thinks as long as she can't remember the act of intercourse it didn't happen.
KA to his buddies: 'Last month I fucked "fill in trite sorority girl name" & now I've got the Lubbock Clap. So I have to take pennicillin for the next XX days.'

*if anyone can find the link to the rap song i would appreciate it, i can't find it*
Lubbock Clap by JennBlair July 10, 2005

lubbock christian university 

A bubble within itself, everyone knows everyones business. Girls are easy and basball guys are whores. Also known as Love Connection University because you well probably get married in the first year.
Brett and Destynee must go to Lubbock Christian University.

Lubbock Texas

probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
Lubbock Texas by Skittles <3 May 2, 2011
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