Lslismp 

Laughing so loud I shit my pants

"You're right what Jen was wearing was frickin ridiculous.......LSLISMP"

"Oh my god, I just farted.....LSLISMP"

Lslismp by Bransey1963 March 5, 2009

lshismp 

Laugh So Hard I Shit My Pants

That was so funny ilshismp.

lshismp by Jon February 8, 2004

LSHISMP 

I laughed so hard I shat my pants.

Kevin: Hey John, the dog just stole my wooden leg.
John: LSHISMP

LSHISMP by LachyGordon May 19, 2005

LSHISMP 

Laughed so hard I shit my pants

After i heard that joke, I LSHISMP!

LSHISMP by Paddyrocka February 27, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019