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5 Tissue Load
5 Tissue Load by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018
Related Words
Lowad • loaded • loading • loader • loading the musket • load shedding • Loaded Baked Potato • loaded question • loadie • loaded gun
Morning Load
The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.
Morning Load by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022
lil loaded
lil loaded by @hex_soloaro February 15, 2020
A bad load
Someone who impregnates a women with his sperm,and when the baby is born it is born with deformities or has some hidden bad traits that don't come out until till later in life
A bad load by GS71 April 4, 2015
Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day
Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010
Secondary Load
When you masturbate and don't quite get your load out. The semen gets stuck between the prostate and the end of the penis, which is somewhere in the urethra. Directly following masturbating you take a piss in the bathroom and urine and semen comes out.
Kid 1: Man this weekend I banged this girl so hard
Kid 2: Really ?
Kid 1: Yea man, but my load got stuck and i had to pee on her face to get my load on her. Secondary Load man YEA!
Kid 2: Sure you did, have you ever even talked to a girl?
Kid 1: Alright, I did it to the hot pornstar on my computer screen
Kid 2: HA, you broke your computer from your secondary load
Kid 2: Really ?
Kid 1: Yea man, but my load got stuck and i had to pee on her face to get my load on her. Secondary Load man YEA!
Kid 2: Sure you did, have you ever even talked to a girl?
Kid 1: Alright, I did it to the hot pornstar on my computer screen
Kid 2: HA, you broke your computer from your secondary load
Secondary Load by Immortal Steeze October 7, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026