A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:
Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
A girl who is the greatest ever deserved to be treated like a queen and is the fucking best ever honestly if you don't know a lorenne your missing out she is gorgeous and not only that her voice is amazing and her laugh and smile brings joy to everyone around her including her bf
A Chundery Lovenest is a term used to describe two people (usually under the heavy influence of alcohol to the point of being sick) who go to the toilet or designated puke point with the intention of making out. The twist comes when one or both of the participants are sick, not necesseraly over each other. The level of drunkness negates the repulsive factor of kissing someone who has been sick
Guy 1 - Hey, where have those two gone?
Guy 2 - Probably in the toilet together
Guy 1 - Man, they are both looking pretty sick
Guy 2 - Yeah, its gonna be a horrible Chundery Lovenest in there...
Guy 1 - He should have gone for a tactical chunder like you
n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
a remote controlled vibrator that women use usually on "Chaterbate" with it being powered by the viewer's tip. the people who watch this and cant afford to tip usually start to beg for the chat to make her have an orgasm.
Guy 1: yo dude, have you seen that sexy teen on chaterbate?
Guy 2: you mean that sexy teen who used a lovense lush with the viewers controlling her vibrator.
Guy 1: yeah here, moans of pleasure made me cum so quickly.
Guy 2: yeah me too!
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.