A Chundery Lovenest is a term used to describe two people (usually under the heavy influence of alcohol to the point of being sick) who go to the toilet or designated puke point with the intention of making out. The twist comes when one or both of the participants are sick, not necesseraly over each other. The level of drunkness negates the repulsive factor of kissing someone who has been sick
Guy 1 - Hey, where have those two gone?
Guy 2 - Probably in the toilet together
Guy 1 - Man, they are both looking pretty sick
Guy 2 - Yeah, its gonna be a horrible Chundery Lovenest in there...
Guy 1 - He should have gone for a tactical chunder like you
n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend
n. The result of incorporating Ikea furniture and other merchandise to form a cozy atmosphere.
A metaphor for a serious commitment/relationship developed from or within such an environment as described above.
"I went shopping at Ikea yesterday to buy more stuff for my Ikea lovenest."
"I just like taking it slow. At this point of time i don't want any serious commitment, I don't want to be your only true friend who you spend all your time with, and I don't want to build a cozy ikea lovenest."
--commitment-phobic boyfriend