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loveboob 

Short for "I love your bobs".
Indian man on a girls instagram post: loveboob
loveboob by Smolpphaha February 9, 2018

Lovebombing 

Predatory tactic used seduce and ensnare an individual into a romantic relationship, a con or even a cult.

Often used by gold-diggers, narcissists, and Dependent types to lock down their prey.

Women who attempt to trap men with pregnancy and Desperate Single Moms can be particularly good at it. It is usually part of any daddy baiting campaign.

Con artists, pimps, pedophiles and cults also use this strategy on their victims.

It’s a campaign of fake love, affection, favors, flattery and usually lots of sex —designed to overwhelm the target and hide the love bomber’s true motives.

Love bombers also try to create a dependence by dangling the false promise of everything the target wants but lacks. It’s nearly impossible to detect or resist at the beginning, as it all feels too good to question, especially when a hot girl is the bomber. This kind of deception goes way beyond ass-kissing and is usually intended for long-term control of the target.

Victims of lovebombing often believe their wife (or husband etc) has “changed” when the lovebombing stops. They will often work harder to get back to the way things were. And the lovebomber can always dole out more when needed. Thus a cycle of abuse and control is established.
Example 1:

Michael Jackson: Hey little boy. Want a cookie? I have fresh baked cookies at my house. And chimpanzees. And we can play all the time and do whatever we want. Because you’re special.

Kid: Really?
Michael Jackson: Very
Kid’s mother: Get the fuck away from my kid. I see you lovebombing.

Example 2:

Kevin: I’m dating this girl who has a kid, but she’s sooooo good to me! She does my laundry, sucks my balls and tells me that I shouldn’t worry about losing the beergut. She Even says she doesn’t mind that I leave the seat up because that’s just what a man needs to do!

Todd: Are you using condoms with her?

Kevin: No! She went on the pill and lets me blow my load in her now! She says it’s a religious experience for her.

Todd: Are you really this clueless? She’s lovebombing you so you’ll take care of her ass and the kids.
Lovebombing by Big Dongky December 1, 2019

loveboob 

A loveboob is a term for people with quite bad english grammar and spelling, they are often from foreign countries.

It simply means. I love your boob(s).
Someone commenting loveboob on a girl's photo, and the girl has nice boobs.
loveboob by ElJoelRoed February 5, 2018

Love bomb 

One who is full of love and always ready to express their love for somebody.
She just randomly tells me she loves me all the time. She's such a love bomb.
Love bomb by LockeTheGuru March 14, 2011

Carpet-love-bomb 

When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
Carpet-love-bomb by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022

lukewarm love bomb 

Another name for cum shot, jizz missile or eye-stingin' slingshot.
Bro 1: Bro, I went over to my girl's house last night, she went down on me for like twenty minutes... I blew my lukewarm love bomb all over her tits. We were both satisfied.

Bro 2: Nice.
lukewarm love bomb by Skillzish April 13, 2009