loveboob
loveboob by Smolpphaha February 9, 2018
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loveboob
A loveboob is a term for people with quite bad english grammar and spelling, they are often from foreign countries.
It simply means. I love your boob(s).
It simply means. I love your boob(s).
loveboob by ElJoelRoed February 5, 2018
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Lovebombing
Predatory tactic used seduce and ensnare an individual into a romantic relationship, a con or even a cult.
Often used by gold-diggers, narcissists, and Dependent types to lock down their prey.
Women who attempt to trap men with pregnancy and Desperate Single Moms can be particularly good at it. It is usually part of any daddy baiting campaign.
Con artists, pimps, pedophiles and cults also use this strategy on their victims.
It’s a campaign of fake love, affection, favors, flattery and usually lots of sex —designed to overwhelm the target and hide the love bomber’s true motives.
Love bombers also try to create a dependence by dangling the false promise of everything the target wants but lacks. It’s nearly impossible to detect or resist at the beginning, as it all feels too good to question, especially when a hot girl is the bomber. This kind of deception goes way beyond ass-kissing and is usually intended for long-term control of the target.
Victims of lovebombing often believe their wife (or husband etc) has “changed” when the lovebombing stops. They will often work harder to get back to the way things were. And the lovebomber can always dole out more when needed. Thus a cycle of abuse and control is established.
Often used by gold-diggers, narcissists, and Dependent types to lock down their prey.
Women who attempt to trap men with pregnancy and Desperate Single Moms can be particularly good at it. It is usually part of any daddy baiting campaign.
Con artists, pimps, pedophiles and cults also use this strategy on their victims.
It’s a campaign of fake love, affection, favors, flattery and usually lots of sex —designed to overwhelm the target and hide the love bomber’s true motives.
Love bombers also try to create a dependence by dangling the false promise of everything the target wants but lacks. It’s nearly impossible to detect or resist at the beginning, as it all feels too good to question, especially when a hot girl is the bomber. This kind of deception goes way beyond ass-kissing and is usually intended for long-term control of the target.
Victims of lovebombing often believe their wife (or husband etc) has “changed” when the lovebombing stops. They will often work harder to get back to the way things were. And the lovebomber can always dole out more when needed. Thus a cycle of abuse and control is established.
Example 1:
Michael Jackson: Hey little boy. Want a cookie? I have fresh baked cookies at my house. And chimpanzees. And we can play all the time and do whatever we want. Because you’re special.
Kid: Really?
Michael Jackson: Very
Kid’s mother: Get the fuck away from my kid. I see you lovebombing.
Example 2:
Kevin: I’m dating this girl who has a kid, but she’s sooooo good to me! She does my laundry, sucks my balls and tells me that I shouldn’t worry about losing the beergut. She Even says she doesn’t mind that I leave the seat up because that’s just what a man needs to do!
Todd: Are you using condoms with her?
Kevin: No! She went on the pill and lets me blow my load in her now! She says it’s a religious experience for her.
Todd: Are you really this clueless? She’s lovebombing you so you’ll take care of her ass and the kids.
Michael Jackson: Hey little boy. Want a cookie? I have fresh baked cookies at my house. And chimpanzees. And we can play all the time and do whatever we want. Because you’re special.
Kid: Really?
Michael Jackson: Very
Kid’s mother: Get the fuck away from my kid. I see you lovebombing.
Example 2:
Kevin: I’m dating this girl who has a kid, but she’s sooooo good to me! She does my laundry, sucks my balls and tells me that I shouldn’t worry about losing the beergut. She Even says she doesn’t mind that I leave the seat up because that’s just what a man needs to do!
Todd: Are you using condoms with her?
Kevin: No! She went on the pill and lets me blow my load in her now! She says it’s a religious experience for her.
Todd: Are you really this clueless? She’s lovebombing you so you’ll take care of her ass and the kids.
Lovebombing by Big Dongky December 1, 2019
lovebombing
Verb
it is when you love a goth girl and both of you do the most you can to make each other happy and plan to get married after meeting in minecraft
it is when you love a goth girl and both of you do the most you can to make each other happy and plan to get married after meeting in minecraft
lovebombing by bunji308 August 21, 2022
Lovebooking
When a person is newly in love and and has just become "Facebook official" and they post a ton of statuses and pictures and meme's and what not tagging their significant other in it all and generally flooding the newsfeed.
"Damn, Sue needs to give it a rest already she's been lovebooking with steve for the past month geez!"
Lovebooking by Lil_jon86 September 18, 2014
Lovebomb
A psychological tactic… or just what happens when a 10/10 tells you “Google it” then dips to Greece.
Lovebomb by just_the_random_guy July 15, 2025
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