Love Stain 

1 n: A permanent mark caused by the act of sexual intercourse, generally dried semen
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken

"I left a love stain or two on your couch, Jeremy, sorry, bro."

Love Stain by God October 28, 2004

love stains 

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."

love stains by gramaticon July 20, 2008

Love Stains 

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.

"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"

Love Stains by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

love stains 

What you leave in the back of your friends car after you borrow it for a date with your girlfriend.

John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."

love stains by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

Lovestink 

When you are so into someone that you like their rank odors because it's theirs...very pathetic.

(Your babe comes home and you are laying on the couch. She lays her ass down next to you, but on the opposite end and takes off her shoes. You jam your nose between her toes...)MMM Babe, you got good "lovestink". Also works for other smelly locations like the mouth, behind the ears, ba-donka-donk, etc.

Lovestink by Michael L. / Cindy L. October 21, 2004

LOVEstained 

A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.

Wow he really is a LOVESTAINED, he has so much love to give.

LOVEstained by Clearwaters25 August 2, 2017