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love stains 

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
love stains by gramaticon July 20, 2008

Love Stains 

When a guy gets cum all over a piece of furniture.
"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."

"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.

"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"

"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.

"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
Love Stains by Lana lana LANA December 9, 2008

love stains 

What you leave in the back of your friends car after you borrow it for a date with your girlfriend.
John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."
love stains by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

Lovestink 

When you are so into someone that you like their rank odors because it's theirs...very pathetic.
(Your babe comes home and you are laying on the couch. She lays her ass down next to you, but on the opposite end and takes off her shoes. You jam your nose between her toes...)MMM Babe, you got good "lovestink". Also works for other smelly locations like the mouth, behind the ears, ba-donka-donk, etc.
Lovestink by Michael L. / Cindy L. October 21, 2004

LOVEstained 

A man stained of love. He's usually tatted, 5'8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the LOVE shack. He also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream.
Wow he really is a LOVESTAINED, he has so much love to give.
LOVEstained by Clearwaters25 August 2, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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