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owls in the loft

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
mugGet the owls in the loftmug.

soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2008
mugGet the soup strainer moustachemug.

bats in the belfry

An antiquated term for insanity, madness. Belfry: the top of a bell tower on a church, where the bell is housed. Often infested with bats, who enjoy the darkness and seclusion of the place.
She's got bats in the belfry, sqirrels in the attic, owls up in the loft. She's apeshit, bughouse, batty, mad as a march hare.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
mugGet the bats in the belfrymug.

love stains

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."
by gramaticon July 20, 2008
mugGet the love stainsmug.

cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.
They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.
by gramaticon July 20, 2008
mugGet the cieling mounted bongmug.

squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.
He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
mugGet the squirrels in the atticmug.

moon bat

A typical ad-hominem insult devised by conservative media personae. Used to smear politicians, actors, singers, community leaders, philosophers and regular citizens who speak out against any injustice carried out by any member of either the Republican party or any other highly conservative power. Basically, if you don't tow the party line completely or if you question the judgement of the President or Republican leadership, you're a "moon bat," (completely insane.)
Rush Limbaugh: Hillary Clinton is a moon bat! Howard Dean is a moon bat!

Some historical moon bats: Plato, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, John Brown, Henry David Thoreau, Fredrick Douglas, Gandhi, Lincoln.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
mugGet the moon batmug.

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