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lousiana hot pocket 

Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.

Lousiana Purchase 

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.
Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

Lousiana yard dog

alligators that turn up on folks property. also known as fideaux.
careful in the back, you might creep up on a lousiana yard dog.

lousiana paint job 

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.
Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.
lousiana paint job by Aerius June 23, 2007

Shreveport Lousiana

Basically , a state where shooting &’ killings be happening.. we got cedar grove , cooperroad , lakeside , queensbourgh , hollywood , &’ some more hoods . Everybody be beefing and crap , so its not likely that you will come to Shreveport without getting popped, yu gone see crackheads on every corner , niggas selling shoes , raggedy ass corner store , badbuilt women cheating , dirty fonky niggas , &’ hoodrat kids with snotty noses &’ saggy pampers , in Shreveport yu gotta duck &’ dodge or yu gone get popped or grazed
Where yu stay ? Shiddd in Shreveport lousiana , my cousin just got popped not to long ago by his daddy .
Shreveport Lousiana by BigLitah October 20, 2021

Lousiana Rocket

insertion of two fingers covered in tobasco sauce into the anus of a male porno actor to sustain an erection
Due to the long shooting schedule the male lead has gone soft. Someone get him a Lousisana Rocket.
Lousiana Rocket by Slap Daddy March 2, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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