Losqed 

Getting fucked beyond believe (usually on drugs) without intending to and then making a disastrous balls up of your night.

I can't go out again. I really Losqed it last night...

Losqed by cender April 13, 2009

Losedows 

An Inoperative System invented by Macrosuck for the sole purpose of taking over the universe. The only thing it does well is display the Blue Screen of Death and form a breeding ground for viruses.

See also Internet Exploded.

You can't WIN if you use LOSEdows.

Losedows by Erdling July 9, 2004

losted 

or "losed"

Tard's way to say "lost".

Alongside "winned", "lucker" and phrase "l2p" are the most common werdz used by League of Legends community in Europe.

Tard number 1 asking if his favorite team won last game - Fnatic* winned?
Tard number 2 (or someone intelligent, who is ironically trying to show that tard the right way) - No, they losted.

*Fnatic is professional League of Legends team from Europe.

losted by mastaofdizasta March 18, 2014

losted 

confused, befuddled, to be lost in a conversation, to not understand what is going on

"So that's what happened"
"I'm losted."
"She dumped him."
"Oh, okay"

losted by snake girl October 14, 2005

losted 

The art of posting links to articles dealing with off-the-wall , out-of-the-ordinary, and just plain funny subjects.

Did you see the fishbox? It got losted...

losted by DarkLurker- April 17, 2008

Losted 

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

Losted by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

losted 

The act of misplacing one's top after an extended period of staring at a guitar.

Matthias had been staring at his guitar for some time when, to his surprise, he realised he had losted his top.

losted by Cyber doo-doo January 14, 2009