Loserbeam 

A loserbeam is someone who is such a drastic loser that anyone who witnesses them cringes and feels horrible for them. People can only qualify as being a loserbeam if they mistake people's mockery for appreciation and therefore think they are cool.

Tom: "Do you get that sickly cringe feeling when you look at Seymour?"

Tim: "Yeah everyone does, he's a loserbeam."

Loserbeam by yourmumfailedatlife March 17, 2009

Laserbeak 

A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.

In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.

"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).

Laserbeak by Andy May 1, 2004

Losername 

A Username that is really really dorky, gay, or utterly faggoty.
Used mostly in Online games.

For example:
naruto_uzimaki7
darkdragon666
football2008
dark_leaf_ninja69
emo_sk8er_boy
etc....

naruto_uzimaki7: hey guys

Other kid: Shut up you have a Losername

Losername by Bradford J Soriano December 21, 2008

Loserbet 

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.

Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"

Loserbet by Jace555 December 9, 2009

Lazerbeam 

A bloody legend who is the best YouTuber of all time

Look it’s a lazerbeam

Lazerbeam by Bobcampyo May 27, 2019

LoserBator 

A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.

Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?

Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.

Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?

Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.

Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!

LoserBator by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

lazerbeam 

its a crackpipe duh

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"

lazerbeam by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011