Laserbeak 

A Decepticon cassette, one of the original Generation 1 Series 1 TransFormers. Laserbeak transforms from a bird (buzzard or eagle) mode into a cassette mode, and can be placed inside Soundwave as a cassette.

In various formats (TV series, movie, children's books, US and UK comics) he is used mainly as an espionage agent who finds out secrets while perched on various roofs and ledges. Although his tech spec says that he is too afraid to make a good spy and that he really specialises in interrogation, he is never shown this way in his various appearances in print and on screen.

"Well done, Laserbeak. Unlike some of my other warriors, you never fail me" (Megatron, in TransFormers: The Movie).

Laserbeak by Andy May 1, 2004

Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

Lazerbeam 

A bloody legend who is the best YouTuber of all time

Look it’s a lazerbeam

Lazerbeam by Bobcampyo May 27, 2019

lazerbeam 

its a crackpipe duh

sublime has a song about it "Lazerbeam"

lazerbeam by Kenyon artin April 12, 2011

Lazerbeam 

Greatest YouTubed of all time.

Bro josh gave me 2 bucks he is such a lazerbeam

Lazerbeam by Slimeassaisian August 28, 2019

LaserBear 

The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).

I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.

Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.

LaserBear by Nighthawk Justice May 27, 2009

Lazerbeam 

A man that is obsessed with yelling the word yeet. He loves this word so much that he tattooed it to his body.

Person 1: hey have you seen lazerbeam
Person 2: yes he is the best YouTuber in the world

Lazerbeam by Lazerbeam is the best January 7, 2020