Definitions by yourmumfailedatlife

Loserbeam 

A loserbeam is someone who is such a drastic loser that anyone who witnesses them cringes and feels horrible for them. People can only qualify as being a loserbeam if they mistake people's mockery for appreciation and therefore think they are cool.

Tom: "Do you get that sickly cringe feeling when you look at Seymour?"

Tim: "Yeah everyone does, he's a loserbeam."

Loserbeam by yourmumfailedatlife March 17, 2009