Loserbet 

When you see a girl who is way hotter than the guy she is with, you know she must have lost a bet to be dating him. This unproportionately hot girlfriend is a Loserbet.

Guy 1) "Damn, that girl is smoking!"
Guy 2) "Wait, wait! That guy behind her.. is he her boyfriend?!"
Guy 1) No way man. He couldn't possibly.."
Guy 2) Woah! He just kissed her!
Both) "Loserbet!!"

Loserbet by Jace555 December 9, 2009

Loserbitch 

One word: LOSERBITCH. The worst person. Generally useless, wasteful, irrelevant, and inappropriate in every situation.

"So Loserbitch stole a bownie from work and got fired."

Loserbitch by britney.spears October 2, 2009

Loserbutt 

A word to describe a person who is so loserish... that the word "loser" isn't enough. The addition of the word "butt" makes this a top notch insult. This insult is so bad that when used, may cause the insulted to be thrown off-balance.

Billy: Blake, you are SUCH a loserbutt.

Blake: Oh... That really hurt my feelings.

Billy: Sorry... I didn't mean to make you cry...

Loserbutt by thechosenones June 13, 2010

Loserbutt 

An insult largely greater than "Mother Fucker" but not as bad as "Fuck you, whore." This will be sure to shock your friends when used. This word has magical powers. To be used sparingly. Nearby authority figures won't comprehend the level of meanness. So, this is fool-proof to use at school.

(Made by: Hannah&Kiley)

Ray: Blake! Get back here! You are a horrible P.E. student... Coach is going to get mad at us!

Blake: I'm sorry, Ray!

Ray: You are such a loserbutt... Get it together, man!

Blake: -Walks away, head hung in shame-

Loserbutt by thechosenones June 13, 2010

LoserBator 

A LoserBator is a guy who has no friends, no job, no hobbies and lives in his parents basement and does nothing but Masturbate his Loser weiner from the time he wakes up till he goes back to sleep. Also known as a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator.

Joe: Hey Tony, How long you been a LoserBator?

Tony: Oh, since I got fired 10 years ago.

Joe: How much time do you spend jacking off?

Tony: Ummm, around 10 hours a day.

Joe: WTF! Wow Tony You Are a LOSER! Good Job Bro!

LoserBator by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Loserette 

What the name suggests. A lady loser. Like myself. I'm a loserette

Hannah Montana is a loserette

Loserette by Loserette from Loserland April 16, 2022

loserbater 

someone who masterbates while doing it poorly...obviously. Someone who can't fuck themselves right..or worse, and likely never to have a girlfriend.

mr.bean and pee-wee herman are loserbaters.

loserbater by hot-rod-god August 29, 2010