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Meaning a person originating from Lorne, New Brunswick Canada. It is a well known fact that you don't mess with Lorner's. Lorner's have dealt with lots of crap and stereotyping in their lives and have kicked a lot of asses as a result.
Dude, that guys a lorner, don't mess with him!!
lorner by lamistydawn April 11, 2008
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Pulling a Lorne

“Pulling a Lorne” is when you do not show up to work for days on end, you continue to get paid your wages, and there are no negative consequences to your actions.
He was pulling a Lorne last week and played video games all day at home.
Sweet!
Pulling a Lorne by Lorne69 January 18, 2008

Lorne Park 

Lorne Park Estates as seen on a map...very wealthy area of Mississauga...surrounded by forests/parks/beach....South-west of the QEW right on the lake front bordering Oakville and Oakville's weathliest area "Old Oakville"....one of the, if not the, richest areas in Canada..houses start at the mid to high hundred thousands and million dollar homes are the norm...home to movie and t.v stars professional athletes, CEOs, business people, etc. etc...very snobby and usually called the Beverly Hills of Canada...Mercedes and other expensive cars are the norm....Bentleys, Ferraris, Aston Martins, Hummers also cruise the streets regularly...home to Lorne Park Secondary School which is full of wannabe thugs or skater/snowboarders.
...drug/alcohol use is rampant....everybody seems to own a cottage preferbly in Muskoka...all the kids go away to university and party their brains out...known for its house parties which take place in million-dollar mansions...it is a bubble.....and one hell of a fuckin ride
Rob: Lorne Park is such a bubble
Jonn: I know bro, theres nothing to do here but bun doobs and get hammed
Rob: lets go to Whiteoaks and bun a L
Jon: sick, lets go
Lorne Park by Lorne Park Spartans September 25, 2005
combination of lonely and horny. basically causes one to make quite poor choices.
since my bf left me i been so lornely.
lornely by proper colon May 7, 2010

Lorne Armstrong 

A Bluetooth douche registered sex offender who was featured on the NBC show To Catch a Predator hosted by Chris Hansen who lives in the trailer of failure.
If you ever get down on yourself, just remember you're not Lorne Armstrong.
Lorne Armstrong by anonymous July 10, 2023
The state of being both lonely and horny.
Last week I was so lorney, I tried to call my ex-girlfiend and than watched porn all night.
Lorney by dub-spot August 1, 2007
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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