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Lorenzaing

Doing something with zero logic whatsoever behind it and being confused why it doesn’t work out
“Man I went out to the bar last night but the bouncer wouldn’t let me in because I brought my own beer”

“Bro what the hell are you thinking? Just another instance of you Lorenzaing”
Lorenzaing by secguy2018 August 1, 2026
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Lorenzoing 

To Rub Ones Penis In Another's Hair.
Dude i totally just got done Lorenzoing Chris while he was sleeping!
Lorenzoing by Powermann5000 January 23, 2010

Lorening 

A very extreme way of describing attention seeking so despret they may spread a rumor about themselves or do weird thing to attract people's attention And be melodramatic on things or just make things up
"Jane said she was attacked by a tramp"

"O she'l just be Lorening"
Lorening by MehMeeppeepmeh October 31, 2011
The act of posting a wall of text in groupchats.
I hope i was not lorinaing in the groupchat.
Lorinaing by Boobooman69 June 17, 2020

Gabrielle Irene Lorenzana 

Gabbie is the nickname for this name, Gabbie is a loser who thought she was so great but she was a failure, she is into fat daddies that will pay her and she secretly is in love with Max. Joanne is the best person ever and she helped Gabbie become less loser but she is still a loser.
Oh, my God, it's that loser Gabrielle Irene Lorenzana!
- max's friends

ampullae of lorenzini 

pores in a sharks nose which allow it to sense things from far away
Shark1: Do you sense that?
Shark2: Yes I do because I have ampullae of lorenzini!
an amazing person who likes fire emblem and is a lorenz enjoyer AND a virion enjoyer, therefore one of the reasons that makes her amazing
man lorenzwig is the best
lorenzwig by dex.lol July 15, 2021
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