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NBA Lottery
The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.
Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.
NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013
coinstar lottery
The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.
Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.
Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.
Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
coinstar lottery by thePhatMan July 7, 2008
Ghetto Lottery
1) Cheap Scratch Off Tickets 2) Low life individual who usually resides in Public housing or historically ghetto community with a documented arrest record getting shot by the po-lice . The family of these scumbags would typically consult with a lowlife lawyer and in turn sue the city for at least 10 million dollars. The individual is either dead or a paraplegic at this point, but individual's family is now assured a high quality life.
Tyrone : Ma I got shot 25x by the po po, I swears all I did was not drop my realistically looking gun like object when they ordered me to.
Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!
Tyrone's Mom: Stay dead Trizzle, so I can win the Ghetto Lottery!
Ghetto Lottery by Niggarachee5 May 20, 2011
ghetto lottery
The woman won the ghetto lottery by successfully suing the grocery chain for terminating her, claiming racism.
ghetto lottery by Bangalore guy March 2, 2011