13 definition by rice

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Square bodied lesbian with no curves to speak of. The same as a butch or bull dyke lesbian. The opposite of a lipstick lesbian.
Don't go to that bar, it's stacked to the ceiling with lego lesbians.
by Rice May 03, 2004

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sore as fuck
After doing those weighted dips, my arms are quaiched.

She sucked me so long, my dick is quaiched.
by rice September 09, 2003

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a poor fat mans shot gun
i am going to get me a mooooburg
by rice January 21, 2005

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to fly a lobster
I flew my lopter for the first time today
by rice October 07, 2003

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a lump of doors
i tripped over the damn liktor on my way to school
by rice October 08, 2003

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The school that I went to when I saw my first true love, who didn't give a fuck about me. Jason was his name...
I went to Lava Ridge Elementary School when I fell in love...
by Rice November 16, 2003

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fucked up or messed up
You know that girl . . . good body, face kinda g’d?

If you haven’t slept in three days and fall into a dumpster and someone sees that they would say, “You are lookin’ g’d.”
by rice September 09, 2003

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