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Loopitis 

A condition which arises while producing music and not progressing beyond a few looped bars.

The music producers version of 'writers block'.
"You finished that tune your working on?"

"No, I got loopitis again!"
Loopitis by Senz (UK) April 15, 2009

Loopty Poot

the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.
i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.
Loopty Poot by MrBomangles January 24, 2011

loopty Lew 

A curly, illegible signature; akin to probable Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's signature, which is likely to appear on our paper currency soon.
I signed that form you gave me.

You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.
loopty Lew by njg149 January 12, 2013

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate
DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

Loopty loop 

When a man's penis enters his own butthole. This most often occurs by accident during an extreme sex act but has also been performed solo, hands free, by a very talented few.
Yo... I gave myself the loopty loop last night while pile driving your grandma.
Loopty loop by 1/W Piper January 13, 2020

Loopty loop 

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.
Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.
Loopty loop by ex_lax70 July 9, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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