Loongus

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A very black specimen with a long foot and long neck. This dinousour looking creature is going in its natural habitat of the jungle and is very dangerous with 2 meters away

Be careful the loongus is approaching .

Loongus by Loongus June 11, 2018

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loonus

A cross-breed between a loon and a doofus.

Quit being a loonus and grow a brain.
That horrible idea is pure loonacy.

loonus by fritzoschitzo June 10, 2010

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Longi, Longus

Longi- Many people in a Longi group.
Longish A person part of the Longi group.

I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus

Longi, Longus by LONGICULT April 9, 2021

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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

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Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

Longus Schlongus by Olograme June 4, 2021

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longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

longus shlongus by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

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longus dickicus

the length of the average italian male penis

that guy has a longus dickicus. must be italian

longus dickicus by Bellas man May 31, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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