This offensive term usually refers to London, but is a common mistake on the internet for typing, "London." This word can also be offensive towards the people of London, we say this because "Longdong" is a combination of London and Penis. Referring to the people of London as a bunch of Dicks.
A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.
Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"
A humorous nickname for London, in reference to its becoming a refuge for rich russian expatriates. Roughly 250,000 russian-speaking people live in London.
Berezhovski knew he could not get a fair hearing in Russia, so he headed for Londongrad, thinking that british laws would protect him.
This word has many meanings. Fuck off, Fuck you, You pedo, I fucking hate miss maths teacher, wanna fuck, hi baby, lets have some fun, fucktard, nigga.