London Tea

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018

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London Tea Party

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.

Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.

by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

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When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

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When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011

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A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.

Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"

Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"

by beefpatties July 16, 2010

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When someone or something is fabulously cool and stylish in the way that only a Londoner could pull off.

Yes, Ben looked really cool - he's so Londontastic nowadays!

by seren82 May 14, 2011

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