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London Tea Party 

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.
Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.
London Tea Party by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

London Cream Tea 

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!
London Cream Tea by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

London Teabag 

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.
The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

London Teacozy 

A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.
Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"

Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"
London Teacozy by beefpatties July 16, 2010

Londontastic 

When someone or something is fabulously cool and stylish in the way that only a Londoner could pull off.
Yes, Ben looked really cool - he's so Londontastic nowadays!
Londontastic by seren82 May 14, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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