London Tea 

A teabag, laced with pure cocaine, made into a cup of tea

Yo fam want some london tea

London Tea by Ghandis Left Nut February 26, 2018

London Tea Party 

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.

Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.

London Tea Party by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

London Cream Tea 

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.

I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!

London Cream Tea by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

London Teabag 

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

London Teabag by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011

London Teacozy 

A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.

Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"

Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"

London Teacozy by beefpatties July 16, 2010

Londontastic 

When someone or something is fabulously cool and stylish in the way that only a Londoner could pull off.

Yes, Ben looked really cool - he's so Londontastic nowadays!

Londontastic by seren82 May 14, 2011