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Lomvardos 

A family brought up by a great man. This family splits. One side are into to fighting, football and film making. The other are known as the greatest pair of racing drivers in the world. There are also 4 boys who have special numbers
12
15
17
7
Their leader is a man of great truth, great knowledge, great power and a massive responsibility. That man is Lillo.
"Watch out!, here come the Lomvardos'!"
Lomvardos by BD15 May 13, 2019
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Dave Lombardo 

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.
Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.
Dave Lombardo by Lyle87 December 24, 2007
Gut feeling, nausea like symptoms caused by excess of time spent with the same partner.
- is he hangin' out alone?
- loverdose split. he's out to take a breathe of fresh air... and maybe fresh broad.
loverdose by mave73 February 9, 2010

Lombardo 

1. Heavy metal drumming. The type of drumming that makes you want to headbang to the point of getting whiplash, then continuing to headbang because the drums kicks serious ass. Named after the drummer of Slayer, Dave Lombardo.

2. Kick ass metal music.
1. Yo, I want to play in a badass metal band, but nobody around here can play lombardo!
2. I f*cking love Lombardo!
Lombardo by minitrampoline May 31, 2018

lombardo 

huge, juicy, wet cock slap
i lombardoed her face off
lombardo by drsmoothj October 8, 2005

steve lombardo 

When you're having drunk, goofy ass sex with a decent looking girl and having her dad catch you, throw your own shoes at you, make you run out naked with your "go-to" hat on, and having to drive home naked with just the hat on.
"Holy Be Bop, I'm as dumb, ugly, and weird as Steve Lombardo"

Lombardo 

Verb: to con and seduce minors by using one's position as a leader or a role model.

Noun: One who lombardos.

Origin: Mike Lombardo, a musician who manipulated underage girls into agreeing to have sex with him.
"Did you hear about that movie star? He's about to stand trial for lombardoing. It's sick."
Lombardo by rebeccawesome April 26, 2012
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