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like saying bolocks but were you are laughing to much to say it
person 1: i think i might be gay
Person 2: LOLOCKS
Lolocks by Ian ritchie August 24, 2007
Words you can keep
"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.
Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004
Related Words

Lolocost 

a moment when you are laughing for a very long time
After Albert was hit the dick during baseball I went through a lolocost.
Lolocost by MillerSpeed April 26, 2010

tickled my lollocks 

An expression used to say that something made you laugh.
That movie was so funny, it really tickled my lollocks.
tickled my lollocks by Smurfy12 February 26, 2010

lolocaster

One who casts forth lulz;
instrument of/or guitarist who fails so epically that one cannot help but laugh. (combination of lol and -caster, suffix to many Fender guitars)

unbelievably ugly guitar
Damn Rick stop being an lolocaster! I just pissed my pants!

That kid screwing up Smoke on the Water defenitely is using an lolocaster.

Man, check out that lolocaster! It's got Hello Kitty on it!
lolocaster by Mad Bomber March 16, 2008

lolocost 

An inaccurate variant spelling of "lolocaust," circulated particularly among the semi-literate and those who clearly haven't read much about the Second World War.
That someone took the time to submit a separate entry on 'lolocost' when the more obvious definition is just above it in the Urban Dictionary—it's enough to precipitate the lolocalypse.
lolocost by The Brometheus May 9, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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