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lolerbate 

The act of laughing out loud while masterbating.
Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them.
lolerbate by PimpDisco July 28, 2006
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lolerbation

to masterbate while loling your fucking tits off
yo dude i think i have serious lolerbation problem, i was up all night lolerbating and now my balls contain no baby juice
lolerbation by Steamd Rice July 25, 2010

lolerbean 

while other nubes or "noobs" say l.o.l the real word to say when one wants to laugh is lolerbean. lolerbean is deprived from lol but is actually completely different because its something you say while nubes just type or text "lol" in other words your a flaming homosexual if you say lol so dont say it faggots
cell phone, facebook, myspace, twitter, myface, spacebook, lolerbean
lolerbean by Laxbro2 January 7, 2010

lolerance 

the amount of l.o.l you can take before exploding
dude 1, did you get that joke message?

dude 2 yeah it just was not funny

dude 1 sure I have a case of zero LOLERANCE
lolerance by chips1971 April 29, 2009

lolerballs 

Balls that are lolerable.
Balls that make you lol, but more.. understand?
or
This can also be a word used in situations of embarrassment.
Oh man, I goof'd, lolerballs.
lolerballs by missvbomb May 25, 2010

lolertank 

something so funny that it kills 1 or two people.
why did the chicken cross the road, it said ur mom and died!
lolertank

- ===( )
....oo__oo
lolertank by j burn October 2, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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