lolerbation

to masterbate while loling your fucking tits off

yo dude i think i have serious lolerbation problem, i was up all night lolerbating and now my balls contain no baby juice

lolerbation by Steamd Rice July 25, 2010

Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

laxerbation

obsessing over the game of lacrosse to point where you watch mikey powell videos instead of television as well have a favorite MLL or NLL team

lax bro 1 : hey dude have you scece the new mikey powell highlight tape, dude the tape is so dank !

Regular Lacrosse player: dude you need to stop laxerbating.

Regular Lacrosse player 2 : dude laxerbation is bad for your health.

laxerbation by Ry Dip February 9, 2009

Loverbating

Not lust nor infatuation but masturbating to true love while they are not around to have sex.

Johnny:I'm loverbating to Emma Watson oh my God she's so sweet and nice and intelligent I just love her! *jack off
Steve: What the fuck you don't know her plus she lives across the sea
Johnny day dreaming: Sailors singing and dancing: "Oh we went across the see, in the wide wide open sea to see what we could see,
Other sailors: *whistling in tune
Sailor: Oh the big mystery!
Other sailors: Of the wide wide open sea!
*Sailor folk dance*Sailor folk dance

Sailors signing: Oh how inlove we could be in the wide wide open sea
*Jack off
Sailors whistling* *sailor folk dance

Jack: *stares what the fuck is the matter with you man!?? *runs away screaming

Johnny:.... :O)

Loverbating by browngirlsdonttakebs July 5, 2009

likerbation 

The act of liking one's own comment or post on Facebook.

"Did you just like your own comment"

"Yes, I like to engage in likerbation every now and again."

"OMG, what's next, you going to do hash tags on text messages too?"

"That's an awesome idea!" *likes own comment in an act of self likerbation*

likerbation by Likerbationguy October 28, 2013

Mutual likerbation 

When facebook friends 'like' every comment that the other types and visa versa.

Jim:yeah...I love hamsters..lol (John likes this)

John: I prefer guinea pigs. (Jim likes this)

Jim: But they bite. rofl (John like this)

Steve: You guys are totally having a mutual likerbation session. (Jim and John like this)

Mutual likerbation by lamar12 April 7, 2011

Lofterbation 

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.

After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.

Lofterbation by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008