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loicense 

Funny way of spelling license. Mostly used to parody britbongs
oi mate, u got a loicense for that spoon?
loicense by Ryptun May 14, 2019
Related Words
Loize • lolzer • lizette • lizeth • lozenge • loike • lozer • lize • lizet • loife
lizette is such a pretty, nice, chill girl. She’s an amazing human being. She doesn’t like making new friends because she’s happy with the friends she got’s. She’s mean only to people who are mean to her. lizette doesn’t trust nobody so if she trusts you, you are a very lucky person. People thinks lizette is a happy person but don’t let her smile fool you she can be really hurting but she will not show it. Lizette love to have fun and when she does she gets really crazy.
“lizette’s so cute, she’s so caring”
lizette by liz :( September 26, 2018
A Lizet is always there when your going through hard times, they are there to mold you into a better person. Lizets are beautiful and at times to critical of themselves.Lizets are outgoing and caring and are not afraid to make a fool out of themselves. Lizets are popular and don’t mind putting themselves out there.

If you meet a Lizet do everything in your power to not let go of them because if you do you will have a void in your heart that cannot be filled. If you love a Lizet don’t let go of them because they will mean the world to you
Have you seen Lizet today?
Lizet by Top wall January 26, 2019
A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.
CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.
Lozerd by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016

Sean Lozier 

Used to describe a situation in which a person is constantly making up lame excuses for why they are currently tied up for the evening. Excuses may inlcude: "I'm cooking chicken for the rest of the night", or "I"m helping my mom", or "I didn't answer cause I fell asleep for the last 48 hours", or "I have to slow roast a 16 pound slab of beef in a smoker, then grill it, then cook it in the oven for another 12 hours in a stew.
Come on bud, you've been holding up the party all night, stop pulling a Sean Lozier.
Sean Lozier by BeansWitBacon August 14, 2009
Kind,loving,goofy and sweet . Takes a lot to get her mad and once you pass her limit she’ll beat your ass. ;) Don’t get it wrong tho she’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet , she’ll do anything for you!
Lizeth is the Nicest bitch you’ll ever meet .
Lizeth by Lizethhhhh December 6, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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