Lohany

Lohany is a bright and ‘woke’ girl. She always puts people’s needs above her own and tries to be as inspirational as possible.

Lohany always thinks on the positive side, no matter what.

Lohany is very caring when it comes to family and friends.

She wants to achieve something in the world and make a difference.

She is only one out of 7.5 billion but believes she can achieve anything she sets her mind to.

Lohany is loving, funny, and short.

Lohany wishes that you have a great day and always smile, because she states, “why be negative when you could be positive?”

:)

“Lohany is amazing! She always makes sure I’m okay.”

“Lohany is a great friend!”

Lohany by Fuekdjsjbdbxjajd July 10, 2018

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

lindsay lohan by Sub June 11, 2005

ali lohan

A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.

"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"

"I don't know, she looks 45."

ali lohan by racesomecat April 2, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.

Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.

Lindsay Lohan by P DuBB June 30, 2005

Feeling Lohan 

Feeling Lohan

Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.

Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.

I'd come enjoy Sunday Funday with you guys, but I'm super hungover from last night. Na! I'm feeling Lohan, let me just grab some sunglasses.

Feeling Lohan by Classic Amber June 2, 2014

lindsay lohan

Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.

At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.

Lindsay Lohan has had a boob job, no matter how much she denies it.

lindsay lohan by eon June 26, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Overdramatic behavior. Complete loss of reality.

Seriously, calm down. Don't get all Lindsay Lohan on me.

Lindsay Lohan by coppercroch December 4, 2010